19 Tiger Woods Jokes. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. Elin found out he’s not a Tiger, he’s a Cheetah. Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree. Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger. Tiger’s confused. Every other time he made a hole-in-one, everyone was all happy about it. Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer—always blame the caddy. Tiger’s car still runs, but it goes “putt, putt, putt…” What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by a Scandanavian. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one Tiger Woods is tree under. Tiger woods has a lot of cars, now he has a “hole in one”. What was Elin Nordegren doing at 2:30 in the morning? She was clubbing. Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gilette after admitting this incident was his closest shave ever. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron. Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife. Elin’s excuse? She had to play a bad lie. We now see that Tiger Woods drives very well on the fairway but doesn’t fare very well on the driveway. What crossed Elin’s mind as she stood there with a golf club in her hand as she heard his lame excuses? “Just do it…” Tiger’s next commercial: “Hi, I’m Tiger Woods, and when my wife comes after me in a domestic dispute, I make sure she uses the Nike SQ Dynamo driver.” What do Tiger and the Beatles have in common? They both experienced a hit with Norwegian Wood.

zipperfish • 8 years ago