Why Passive People Can’t Hang

6 reasons why passive people can’t be friends

Two passive people walk into a bar...

6. A decision will never be made because neither of you want to be the one making the decision.

5. You’re both so soft-spoken, that you just give up on the conversation because you can’t hear each other talk.

4. You probably don’t know what the other looks like because you don’t make any eye contact.

3. You’re both always doing things together that you actually don’t want to do.

2. There’s no way either of you are scoring any digits tonight, because you’re horrible wingmen.

1. You actually don’t ever see each other because you haven’t decided on plans.