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    Why, Emily? Why, Emily? Why, Emily? Why, Emily? Why, Emily? Why, Emily?

    I have no idea what has gotten into me. Renee Zellweger is driving me crazyyyy. Like, bad crazy. Totally, confused crazy. Whatever. This one I wrote actually made me laugh when I read it. I'm a messed up individual. Sigh.

    Please, bare with whatever is wrong with my writing. LOL. Not a writer, hehe. Just a random thought popped up on my mind.

    KARA: Hey, guess what.

    CARL: What?

    K: Guess.

    C: You missed me, didn't you?

    K: I miss the old face, the real one, you know, the one with the cute smiling, wrinkly, squinty eyes, huge charming cheeks, beautifully chiseled jaws, high and almost perfect brows, the flawless forehead, the second best lips, of course Angelina's would always be the first, heh, heh, the lips, the face, the real Renee Zellweger. I so miss her face.

    C: Heh. Phew. What? Sorry, who? Renee Zellwinder? Wh? Psh, whatever, listen, I missed you. You know? I know I've been away too long, I had things to ---

    K: Her real face was gorgeous. I was watching Case 39 last night, she was, I think, on her 40s during that film and she still looked amazing. She was aging smoothly. *long pause*

    C: Listen, just hear me out. There were things I had to ---

    K: Can plastic surgeons undo what they did? Can someone undo something they did wrong? Be it, intentionally or not. What do you think?

    C: I don't know, okay? Listen, Captain Richards sent us down the ---

    K: I think I know the answer, but, I think I'm just not ready to accept what's real and what's not. I hate possibilities, Carl, the ugly ones, you know what I mean? The possibilities that can bring harm to people. Possibilities that can fuck every lives of every living person. Possibilities that can't just die no matter what we do to prevent it. *sniffs a little* *then laughs* I think I've said possibilities too much it doesn't sound like a word anymore. *small laugh*. The surgeons who operated on her can't undo what they've done. They know it and so does Renee. Other people, those people who love her, are lonely for her, lonely for what happened to her face. It sounds shallow, cause you know, that's just the face people are talking about it's not like she changed her personality or traits. Well, I certainly hope she did not. Anyway, as I was saying, people are sad for her, but she's happy and contented and feels peaceful for what she did. *shrugs*At least that's what she said. I hope she means it.

    C: Okay, I think I'm done here. *Walks towards his car*

    K: Those people, mom, Stephan, Mindy and Aunt Marie, they were sad for me, they were devastated, but, I know that this will be my ticket to happiness. Isabella was my bestfriend since highschool, we protected each other.

    C: Isabella?! Why the hell are we talking about her? I've had enough of Renee Zellwhoever.

    K: I am talking about Isabella. I will talk about anyone or whatever I want to. We know, Carl. We know.

    C: Know what?!

    K: You don't have to play pretend, you don't have to deny. I was always against connections and you know that, but, it was great that Aunt Marie was an old friend of Captain Richards. Helped a lot. You think you know people very well, you think you're sure that someone, somebody out there is loyal and faithful to you, but you are not. They simply just can't. Just take Captain Richards, for instance, he's more honest to Aunt Marie than to his wife. Isn't that quite something? And that's another story. Captain Richards told Aunt Marie about you and Isabella.

    C: What? Capta---

    K: Just shut it and listen to me. We didn't believe him at first and so he sent us a voice recording and some pictures. And there it is, a fucking hideous possibility occurred. The least possibility of my worries. Never thought that that would happen. With my very best friend. Fucking possibilities. And just so you know, its Renee Zellweger.

    C: Hun, I can explain all that. Captain Richards is a douche!

    K: You are. Both of you, actually. Carlson, I want you to understand that there are just things that we cannot undo. Things that are permanent. Results of possibilities which cannot be replaced or tampered or cannot be hidden. It shows, if not, someone will leak it, expose it, but, eventually, it shows. People were sad for me, sad for 8 years of marriage ruined by a simple, unthinkable possibility. Isabella and I, we talked, she said she's 5 months pregnant, I couldn't strangle her, she's with a child, I can't hurt an innocent one and so we just talked. And now we're talking, I am talking, cause I don't wanna hear anymore bullshit from you so I am talking and I am ending this. You go with her, grow a family. She was capable of giving you what I couldn't give so I'm giving you a go.

    C: Unbelievable, this is not happening. Kara, I love ---

    K: I'm giving you a go because I miss the old gorgeous face of Renee Zellweger, I miss the happiness painted on her face. Sadly, the one which can't be returned back to the way it was. Luckily, I am not her, I am Kara, I didn't pay surgeons to ruin me. I thought that what we had was permanent but it wasn't, so, here, now, I have a chance to see my real face, the real gorgeous, contented, and peaceful Kara. I want people around me to be happy for me, I want them to see my old, happy self. I want to have a positive aura towards other people, and I just can't do that with you here. You are the one responsible for throwing away the magical 8 years we had. This is on you. You will have to think about this and regret it for the rest of your life. I'd be able to deal with this, with my family and friends, I can and I will. It's your loss not mine. So, goodbye, Carl. Don't you ever step on this territory ever again. I will move on with my life and so do you. *Rides her car* Carl, I just want you to promise me one thing, take care of that child, build a family, don't do to Isabelle what you just did to me. Be a better man, Carl. Good bye. And remember, it's Renee Zellweger. *drives away*

    C: Kara, no, Kara. You just can't leave me. Kara! Shit. Shit! Who the hell is Renee Zellweger!? Fuck.

    Renee Zellweger, I hope you're really happy with your life right now. I wish you the best. I still love you. Huhu.