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    16 Signs You're Obsessed With Schmackary's Cookies

    You're honestly the real-life version of Cookie Monster.

    There's a bakery in New York City that sells cookies like Wonka sold chocolate.


    These cookies aren't even the seasonal ones.

    I've only been just once or twice.

    On a typical Monday.

    Okay, fine. I am a proud Schmackary's Cookie Monster.

    1. You go there so often, they know you by name.


    2. You know the weekly rotating cookie schedule by heart & they are flagged in your iCal.

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    3. You always share your cookies.

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    Well, actually, you don't.

    4. You get emotional when you realize they ran out of Maple Bacon Cookies.

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    5. You get emotional when you realize they still have Chunky Monkey.

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    6. You get shy when you see that the "cute counter guy" is working.

    7. The fact you know what days "the cute counter guy" works on.


    8. You exercise self-control.

    9. When you see the 1-for-$1 day-old bundled plastic wrapped cookies?

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    10. Your friends & family from out-of-state just don't understand your obsession.

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    11. You're a member of the Cookie of the Month Club.

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    12. You always comment on their Facebook posts.

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    13. You have more than 150+ points in their Loyalty Program.

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    14. There are nearly a gazillion gay bars and Schmackary's stays open late on Friday and Saturday nights so...

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    15. The moment your co-worker tells you they're having a cookie giveaway on Facebook.

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    16. Your constant devotion and chatter have convinced 10+ people to "just try it" and all 10 become Cookie Monsters, too.

    No matter what, you can always rely on their cookies being there for you.

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