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    Things Dick And Jane Have That You Don't

    No, the Breedloves didn't write this list.

    1. Big blue pretty eyes

    2. A green and white house with a red door

    3. All the penny candy in the world

    4. Isaley's ice cream

    5. A big, strong, smiling father and a nice, laughing mother