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    28 Products That Are Basically Too Satisfying For Words

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    1. A lamp that can open like a book. The cover is magnetic, so it sticks to any metal surface.

    2. Tiny magnetic balls you can arrange (and rearrange) in about a million different ways. These'll definitely come in handy for those three-hour-long meetings.

    3. A weighted elephant plushie with reversible colored sequins on its back to be the most cuddly fidget toy you'll ever own.

    4. A handy gadget for slicing a bunch of cherry tomatoes (or olives) at once.

    5. A container of clear slime that'll destroy your productivity.

    6. A bottle of vitamins so pretty, you won't mind taking them.

    7. A set of magnetic tiles to piece together and make pretty much anything you want.

    8. A disgustingly satisfying pimple-popping toy for anyone who enjoys squeezing the crap out of a zit.

    9. An antioxidant-rich magnetic mask that'll effortlessly lift off with a magnet wand.

    10. A magnetic light you'll want to switch on and off and on and off....

    11. A fast-working wine stain remover, because people who enjoy red wine usually also enjoy wearing white shirts. (It's weird but true.)

    12. A decorating kit for making cupcakes with tri-color frosting and convincing people you're some sort of baking whiz.

    13. A watermelon windmill cutter that'll somehow make dicing fruit a pleasurable experience.

    14. A notebook with magnetic pages you can rearrange however you like.

    15. A fidget toy appropriately named the "Lollipopter", because it's like candy for your eyes.

    16. A de-shedding glove for a mess-free way to brush away the loose hair on your furry friend.

    17. A handy kitchen gadget that'll tempt you to peel, core, and slice every apple in sight.

    18. A pack of GIANT water beads you'll be tempted to throw like water balloons.

    19. An electric pressure washer to get rid of any grime stuck on your walls, driveway, or car.

    20. A set of brush pens perfect for pursuing the art of calligraphy.

    21. A cloud bath bomb that'll explode into a rainbow in your bathtub.

    22. A box of Kinetic Sand (aka squeezable/moldable sand) you'll want to run your hands through over and over again.

    23. A 2-in-1 device cleaner to finally get rid of the nastiness collecting on your tablet/phone/computer screen.

    24. A peel-off polish barrier so you can paint outside the lines and then peel the excess product right off.

    25. A can of cleaning slime that'll mold itself to fit the otherwise unreachable crevices on electronic devices and pick up all the dirt.

    26. An electric peeler named "Rotato Express" (lol). But don't let the name deceive you — it'll peel things other than potatoes, such as fruits.

    27. A stainless steel garlic crusher for people who have a morbid fascination with the way garlic gets pushed through tiny holes. It can't just be me.

    28. A hot dog slicer that'll either make you feel super satisfied or super uncomfortable.

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