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    27 Products That Are Basically Too Satisfying For Words

    Say it with me: "YAAASS."

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    1. A handy kitchen gadget that'll tempt you to peel, core, and slice every apple in sight.

    2. A box of Kinetic Sand (aka squeezable/moldable sand) you'll want to run your hands through over and over again.

    3. A nifty knife for instantly turning a cold, hard chunk of butter into spreadable ribbons.

    4. A set of magnetic tiles to piece together and make pretty much anything you want.

    5. A lamp that opens like a book. The cover is magnetic, so it sticks to any metal surface.

    6. A decorating kit for making cupcakes with tri-color frosting and convincing people you're some sort of baking whiz.

    7. A fidget toy appropriately named the "Lollipopter," because it's like candy for your eyes.

    8. A magical 3D-printing pen — it's a toy that lets you make other toys (and whatever else you can think of).

    9. A can of cleaning slime that'll mold itself to fit the otherwise unreachable crevices on electronic devices and pick up all the dirt.

    10. A set of brush pens perfect for pursuing the art of calligraphy.

    11. A pack of squishy Orbeez to sink your hands (or feet) into.

    12. An electric pressure washer that'll get rid of any grime stuck on your walls, driveway, or car.

    13. A peel-off polish barrier so you can paint outside the lines and then peel the excess product right off.

    14. An automatic sand drawing machine that'll make symmetrical mandala patterns or random doodles.

    15. A stainless steel garlic crusher for people who have a morbid fascination with the way garlic gets pushed through tiny holes. It can't just be me.

    16. A two-in-one device cleaner for finally getting rid of the nastiness collecting on your tablet/phone/computer screen.

    17. A fast-working wine stain remover, because people who enjoy red wine usually also enjoy wearing white shirts. (It's weird but true.)

    18. A set of bowls that nest perfectly together to form a lotus flower.

    19. A tin of magnetic putty to play with while you're doing some deep thinking.

    20. A multi-purpose slicer for getting perfectly uniform slices every time.

    21. A hand-painted flat candle that burns without dripping wax.

    22. An electric peeler named "Rotato Express" (lol). But don't let the name deceive you — it'll peel things other than potatoes, such as fruits.

    23. An ergonomic one-handed bottle opener. Not only is it super easy to use, it keeps the caps unbent in case you want to collect them.

    24. A hot dog slicer that'll either make you feel super satisfied or super uncomfortable.

    25. A magnetic spot scrubber perfect for cleaning bottles with small openings.

    26. An ~a-maze-ing~ book filled with tactile labyrinths to solve with your fingertips.

    27. A bottle filled with ferrofluid that changes shape in a magnet's presence. It's satisfying but also kind of terrifying.

    The proper reaction to everything on this list:

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