5. “Can you stop binge-watching for five minutes to feed me?”
7. “I’m not your Little House on the Prairie dress-up doll.”
9. “There isn’t enough space for two people here.” *Kicks up heels*
10. “You realize that by posting this people will see how messy you are, right?”
12. “I just want your Instagram followers to be aware that this was staged.”
15. “This is a private moment between me and the grass, so can you not?”
18. “I question your sanity on a daily basis.” *Infinite eye roll*
19. “I told you that dude was bad news, but, NO, no one listens to the dog.”
20. “I’m glad that you recognize my true calling as a wizard, but can you take this stupid hat off me now, please?”
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