Response to So, Kristin Chenoweth Loves Trisquits:
Response to You’ve Been Scrolling Wrong The Whole Time:
“I wouldn’t mind a version that didn’t reformat the page — that simply paginated the entire website, graphics and ads and all…” Just install — well, nothing actually — and try tapping the [space bar] or [page down] key to scroll ahead, and [shift]-[space bar] or the [page up] key to scroll back. Sorcery! Works right out of the box in major browsers! :-)
Response to If Yoda Was Flesh Toned:
Flesh-toned, if Yoda were.
Response to This Sixth-Grader May Or May Not Love Bacon:
Subject is “bacon,” so the verb “get” is assumed; (you) check your Warriner’s, and have the sentence diagrams to me by third period. (And this time, no grease stains on the loose leaf, pedant!)