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You’ve met someone you really like
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They just became single
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This is it. This is definitely ‘the one’
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They just don’t know it yet
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So now you’re on a mission to win their heart
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Time to up your social media presence
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But you're not really a social butterfly. What you are is sitting home and pining
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Every time they pop into your head your stomach suddenly flips
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This happens often and it makes you tired and nauseas
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At this point, you don’t even lust after your favourite heartthrob any more
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Then, out of nowhere… they text you
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But what does it all meeeeean?
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You put a lot of thought into your response
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All hell breaks loose. You can see they’ve read it but they don’t reply
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Good luck getting any work done while you’re waiting
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When they FINALLY respond, you pretend to be very busy and important
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They want to meet up with you
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This produces excitement and severe anxiety
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But the date goes wonderfully
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It’s definitely in the bag now
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Horrifically, you don’t hear from them. It’s been days. It feels like months.
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You start to hate your phone with a vengeance
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Your best friend is now sick of your constant whining
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You comfort yourself the only way you know how…
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Until they call you. At which point, your life is once again complete.