We got her to host SNL. Why not get Betty White to host the Academy Awards?
“Once upon a time there were 6 beautiful Princesses. They decided to have a sleepover. But they didn’t invite The Frog Princess. Is it because she’s black? Or is it just because they forgot; she’s new and for 40 plus years the princesses have been hanging out without her. Princesses make mistakes too.”
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“Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole. Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss’ lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse’s desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole.”
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The fate of hundreds of delusional teenage girls and in-the-closet gays is in your hands. Scroll through the audition videos to vote or to just have a damn good laugh. Of course in order to vote you’d have to log in to that Myspace profile you haven’t been on since freshman year.