15 Things Single Girls Are Sick Of Hearing

Because people won't leave you alone and will try to make you feel bad about it.

1. "You are gorgeous! How come you're single?"

Yeah, well guess what.. Emma Watson is gorgeous and single too..

2. "Love will come to you when you least expect it."

It comes in a plate.

3. "Don't you think you're too picky?"

I'm not going to date just anyone!

4. "I'm sorry that you haven't found the right person yet."

Thank you for making me feel miserable. STOP IT.

5. "Why don't you give him a chance?"

well..

6. "So...maybe you like women!"

kbuntu

Your brain isn't connected to your mouth, is it?

7. "Oh my God! Look what he sent you! He's flirting!"

food over anything else.

8. "C'mon! Flirt with him!"

Know your value, gurrrrl.

9. "What if you never find someone to be with.."

I will find someone. No worries. I mean, Ed Westwick and Taylor Lautner are single...

10. "and die alone..."

No. I still have my dog. dogs. 2839843748 dog.

11. "Do you know what you get when you are with the one you love?"

Eww

12. "You get treated like you're the only girl in the world."

Shut up, Rihanna.

13. "And what if Ben Affleck comes along.. would you go out with him?"

That's a whole other story..

14. "Wait! Why don't you find yourself a fake boyfriend?"

www.im-not-that-desperate.com

15. "And what if someone tells you he really likes you?"

Tiffany and Co is just around the corner, you know...