Why Rafi Is The Greatest Odd Man Out On TV

The Ultimate Bro-Lo El Cuñado

He Always Has A Pocket Dog

That's right, pockets constantly stocked with hot dogs! Rafi has made sure for every occasion he will never find himself starved.

He Lives By His Own Set Of Rules

Only our dear Rafi would ask such a question.

His Taste In Music Is Questionable

Jukebox! I'm gonna put 7 dollars worth of Hoobastank in it then I'm comin back to hang with you bros!

'I Am Day Drunk And Ready To See My D%*k!'

Because what else would you shout out in a library...?

He's Still Looking For Love

'Turns out you can't keep a 14 year old you married in Mexico, even if you bought her fair & square and have the receipt'

He's A Bit Of A Messy House Guest...

'In this room I need to establish where the pee corner is'

Like We Said, He's A Messy House Guest

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FOREVER UNCLEAAAAN!

He's Wild In The Bedroom

'That was pretty f%cking classy'

He Occasionally Makes A Careless Mistake

'Do you still have those butt plugs with Bert and Ernie's face on them?'

'Those are my daughter's tubby toys'

'She should not play with those. Those should be burned.'

He Has A Toilet Kitchen

His Pranks May Not Always Work In Your Favor

*cue the police sirens*

He May Not Always Get Your Name Right

He still calls Kevin, Brian and Pete's still being called "Tall Guy"

He Once Was Going Through A Rough Period

An occasional trip to the looney bin is sometimes necessary.

And Lastly, He's The Bro-Lo You Never Wanted