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    Party Guy Tries to Hire a Dwarf On EBay

    What do you do when you want a bachelor party with a difference? You hit eBay and hire a dwarf, that's what. And not any old dwarf: "Must be classed as a dwarf/midget. Must be under 5ft in height. Be willing to dress up. Must be prepared to be handcuffed to the stag."