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I'm going to give you a piece of my mind.
Something's not right, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
Can I give you a hand with that?
Fantastic edible slides.
Your fingernails are getting out of hand.
Why was the pumpkin scared? He had no guts.
Corny.
What a meathead.
Everything tastes better with bacon.
…because a razor blade hidden inside an apple is so 1967.
Why you shouldn't swallow watermelon seeds.
Here kitty, kitty...
Not quite like the tampon scene in 50 Shades of Grey...
I'm so hungry I could eat a thorax.
Eye see you.
Eat your heart out.
Alien Brain Hemorrhage Shooters
Blood smear lollipops.
Jello "shots"
Blood (white chocolate dyed red) fountain.
Hot dog offal.
Eyes. (Ice...get it?!)
I'm giving you the cold shoulder.
Mamma mia, mamma mia!
Why did the vampire fail art class? He could only draw blood.
Said one cannibal to the other, "I never met a man I didn't like."
What do cannibals call babies? Hors d'œuvres.