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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' Jerry Seinfeld
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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." Dave Barry
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"A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges." Benjamin Franklin
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"Have your cake and eat it... there's no other reason to have a cake!" Derren Brown
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"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." Bob Hope
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"Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?" William Shakespeare
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"All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much." George Harrison
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"The great thing about cake is it doesn't feel like work. You forget about work. Kids, adults, they all get the same look in their eye when they're decorating cakes... That's the magic right there."
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"A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes that he has got the biggest piece." Paul Gauguin
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"If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could." Emma Donoghue, Room
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