Why You're The Same Person As Honey Boo Boo

You know what they say, "a dolla make me holla"

You know that Friday nights are perfect for going out with your friends and dancing

And when you do go out, you plan on having a great night

Even if your friends try to stop you from dancing on the bar

You know just what to say to make the boys swoon

You're very aware of your talents

You recognize that you have an off day every now and then

But you know it won't be long until you're feeling like yourself again

Even if you're not 100% sure what that is

You know it's healthy to surround yourself with positive people

You're pretty much living a dream now that Friends is on Netflix

You tend to pass up the healthier choices on a restaurant's menu

Because you know what type of food really gives you strength

You know that pant size really doesn't matter all that much

And at the end of the day, you have your priorities in line