7 High School Friends You Are Doing Better Than

If you don't feel so hot, just take a quick look at what your high school friends are up to these days. Ate a donut when you planned on having quinoa granola? OMG. I know. Didn't update your resume, and instead binge watched the 5th season of Friends on Netflix? Well of course! Ross' hair was insane that season! Don't worry, these people will make you feel better.

Blake Hodgkins... WAS soooo cool.

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Remember Blake? He was always so cool. He got beer from his neglectful father, and invited us all to hang out in his basement as we tried to figure out how to smoke weed out of an apple. Well look at this current picture of Blake now! He's 29 just like us!

Sarah is getting her Master's... for the third time

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Some people love school. Some people hate real life. Sarah is getting her Master's. This time it's in Underwater Botany. She has more student loans than a doctor, and less job prospects than Edward Snowden.

This guy doesn't even consider himself a human anymore.

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You knew him as David when you were in grade school together. Then when you went to high school, he changed his name to Dragon and got realllllllllly into show choir. Well look at him now. He has expanded his name to DragonSlayer (one word) and considers himself an Elf rather than a human being. Bitchin' sandals, man.

James and Jessica... and Jonny, Julie, Jacob and Josh

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James and Jessica won cutest couple. They were so in love, they decided to get married at 19 while you were still trying to lose your virginity. Now, they have four kids, live with James' mother and are both trying to finish school while trying to save for their four kids schooling. Bet you aren't as broke as you think you are... Go ahead and get that package from SoulCycle. You got the money.

Mike is a high school teacher... in your old high school.

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Mike will forever be trapped in the four years that embarrassed, degraded and humiliated him. And this time has to wear a tie everyday.

Will went to college... to be an improv actor

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What was that guy's name? Will? Was he funny? I don't remember... Well, regardless, he's auditioning to be a member of a new improv team this month. So cross your fingers for Will!

You had a crush on this guy.

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Dodged a bullet, some would say.