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    11 Times Tina Fey Perfectly Described Your Relationship With Food

    "Yes, may I please speak to pizza?"

    1. Food is your best friend. Your confidant. It's always there in your hour of need.

    2. When things go wrong, food helps make them right.

    3. It's the only thing you want to come home to.

    4. Even when you're out with your friends, you'd rather be chowing down on some cheesy dippers.

    5. It's the ultimate bartering tool.

    6. No matter how much you love certain foods, sometimes they're too damn expensive and you have to settle.

    7. When there's no food, people better watch out...

    8. ...because things can get nasty.

    9. There's no limit to your hunger. You're the abyss.

    10. Sometimes, you just can't eat fast enough.

    11. And there's nothing better than curling up in a Snuggie and gnawing on a hunk of cheddar.

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