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    Trying To Remember What Happened On Season 4 Of "Game Of Thrones," Illustrated

    Never go to a wedding, everybody dies, and also there are boobs.

    HBO's Game of Thrones returns this Sunday! To prepare for a new season of adventure and subterfuge, we asked several BuzzFeed staffers to draw what they remember from last season.

    Some staffers were more helpful than others.

    We saw the Purple Wedding, which is called that because...everything is purple?

    Dwarf fight! Very memorable, vaguely homoerotic, and offensive dwarf fight.


    RIP Joffrey.

    Queen Cersei was not happy.

    Then the fucking-on-Joffrey's-corpse scene

    (The showrunners say that wasn't a rape scene but we know better.)

    Question 1: Did Sam and Gilly do it this season? Some of us say yes, some of us say no.

    We distinctly recall a bear fight. Brienne DEFINITELY fought a bear.

    Wait, no, that was the season before. Was it? Who cares: BEAR FIGHT!

    HOTTIE SWITCH: Which Daario do YOU think is more bangable?

    Stannis' scaly-faced daughter Shireen teaches Davos how to read for eight episodes straight and it's very cute.

    This is all you need to know about what Bran was up to tbh.

    Still-breastfeeding-mom Lysa Arryn gets pushed through the Moon Door. LOL.

    Petyr was all like "THIS IS SPARTA" but really it was like "YOU'RE NOT AS HOT AS YOUR SISTER!"

    Why is there a bird here? Was there a talking bird scene we missed?

    Sansa was relieved. Talking bird or no talking bird.

    Grey Worm saw Missandei's boobies – but their love is forbidden because he doesn't have a penis. Also society. IDK. It's fanfiction, leave them alone.

    (He was very apologetic about seeing her boobs, which was super sweet of him.)

    Question 2: Did Jon Snow and Sex Ghost Khal Drogo have a steamy makeout session apropos of nothing or did that not happen?

    Tyrion went on trial for killing Joffrey and his ex-bae Shae shows up to testify against him because he called her a whore to SAVE HER LIFE.


    It. does. not. end. well.

    Oh GOD.

    *sobs into duvet endlessly, my tears flowing into a river that drowns everything it meets*

    Danerys banishes Jorah for some shit he did back in Season 2.

    And then locks up her dragons because she figured out that leaving a troupe of murder lizards free to roam the countryside is a bad idea.

    There's still one dragon out there though. Might want to, uh, remember that.

    Arya Stark refuses to mercy-kill the Hound after Brienne beats him up and drops him off a cliff.

    Then Arya trades in her magical Season 2 Plot Coin for boat passage to Venice... I MEAN Braavos.

    Jojen Reed gets killed in the Skeleton War.

    His sacrifice allows Bran to finally meet the Three-Eyed Raven...

    Who is actually a...ghost? In a tree? A man stuck in a tree who is very old and maybe is a tree ghost.

    ANNOUNCEMENT: There was some confusion in the office about Tyrion Lannister's name, and from this point forward we will refer to him exclusively as Tyrone.

    EX: Tyrone killed his father on the shitter.

    Tyrone had no mercy and for good reason because his dad is a jackhole.

    Tyrone put several crossbow bolts in his daddy's body. Just like that. Boom boom boom.

    Tyrone also strangled his ex-girlfriend with a necklace.

    Because fuck her that's why.

    Our predictions for next season: Anything can happen! The only thing we know for sure is that George R.R. Martin is getting rich AF!