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    Posted on Apr 8, 2015

    Trying To Remember What Happened On Season 4 Of "Game Of Thrones," Illustrated

    Never go to a wedding, everybody dies, and also there are boobs.

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    HBO's Game of Thrones returns this Sunday! To prepare for a new season of adventure and subterfuge, we asked several BuzzFeed staffers to draw what they remember from last season.

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    Because there's no better way to refresh your memory than to barely — barely — recall something you watched over a year ago.

    Some staffers were more helpful than others.

    Dan Meth / BuzzFeed

    We saw the Purple Wedding, which is called that because...everything is purple?

    Andrew Peña / BuzzFeed

    Why DO we call it that?

    Dwarf fight! Very memorable, vaguely homoerotic, and offensive dwarf fight.

    Will Varner / BuzzFeed

    AND THEN JOFFREY GOT POISONED!

    Monique Steele / BuzzFeed
    Andrea Hickey / BuzzFeed
    Will Varner / BuzzFeed

    RIP Joffrey.

    Loryn Brantz / BuzzFeed

    Queen Cersei was not happy.

    Maritsa Patrinos / BuzzFeed

    Her sadness quickly turns to anger because this is Cersei we're talking about.

    Then the fucking-on-Joffrey's-corpse scene

    Will Varner / BuzzFeed

    Because royal twincest wasn't gross enough to begin with.

    (The showrunners say that wasn't a rape scene but we know better.)

    Maritsa Patrinos / BuzzFeed

    Question 1: Did Sam and Gilly do it this season? Some of us say yes, some of us say no.

    Maritsa Patrinos / BuzzFeed

    We distinctly recall a bear fight. Brienne DEFINITELY fought a bear.

    Andrew Peña / BuzzFeed

    Wait, no, that was the season before. Was it? Who cares: BEAR FIGHT!

    Loryn Brantz / BuzzFeed

    HOTTIE SWITCH: Which Daario do YOU think is more bangable?

    Chip Gilbert / BuzzFeed

    ~Daario the Lothario~

    Stannis' scaly-faced daughter Shireen teaches Davos how to read for eight episodes straight and it's very cute.

    Maritsa Patrinos / BuzzFeed

    Shireen's face is all kinds of fucked up in this picture.

    This is all you need to know about what Bran was up to tbh.

    Will Varner / BuzzFeed

    Still-breastfeeding-mom Lysa Arryn gets pushed through the Moon Door. LOL.

    Andrea Hickey / BuzzFeed

    Petyr was all like "THIS IS SPARTA" but really it was like "YOU'RE NOT AS HOT AS YOUR SISTER!"

    Andrew Peña / BuzzFeed

    Why is there a bird here? Was there a talking bird scene we missed?

    Loryn Brantz / BuzzFeed

    Sansa was relieved. Talking bird or no talking bird.

    Maritsa Patrinos / BuzzFeed

    Grey Worm saw Missandei's boobies – but their love is forbidden because he doesn't have a penis. Also society. IDK. It's fanfiction, leave them alone.

    Maritsa Patrinos / BuzzFeed

    Consummation is NOT the end game here, we guess.

    (He was very apologetic about seeing her boobs, which was super sweet of him.)

    Andrew Peña / BuzzFeed

    Question 2: Did Jon Snow and Sex Ghost Khal Drogo have a steamy makeout session apropos of nothing or did that not happen?

    Will Varner / BuzzFeed

    That might have been fanfiction too.

    Tyrion went on trial for killing Joffrey and his ex-bae Shae shows up to testify against him because he called her a whore to SAVE HER LIFE.

    Natasha Umer / BuzzFeed

    THE MOUNTAIN FIGHTS THE VIPER

    Andrew Peña / BuzzFeed

    GET HYPE.

    It. does. not. end. well.

    Loryn Brantz / Will Varner / Andrea Hickey / BuzzFeed

    Oh GOD.

    Maritsa Patrinos / BuzzFeed

    *sobs into duvet endlessly, my tears flowing into a river that drowns everything it meets*

    Monique Steele / BuzzFeed

    RIP Oberyn. You were hot and openly bisexual and you mattered.

    Danerys banishes Jorah for some shit he did back in Season 2.

    Monique Steele / BuzzFeed

    And then locks up her dragons because she figured out that leaving a troupe of murder lizards free to roam the countryside is a bad idea.

    Maritsa Patrinos / BuzzFeed

    GO FIGURE.

    There's still one dragon out there though. Might want to, uh, remember that.

    Will Varner / BuzzFeed

    Arya Stark refuses to mercy-kill the Hound after Brienne beats him up and drops him off a cliff.

    Andrea Hickey / BuzzFeed

    Everyone is bummed out that Arya and the Hound won't be hanging out next season because they're the BEST.

    Then Arya trades in her magical Season 2 Plot Coin for boat passage to Venice... I MEAN Braavos.

    Chip Gilbert / BuzzFeed

    Valar Morghulis

    Jojen Reed gets killed in the Skeleton War.

    Andrea Hickey / BuzzFeed

    Bet you didn't "green-see" THAT one coming, did ya?

    His sacrifice allows Bran to finally meet the Three-Eyed Raven...

    Andrew Peña / BuzzFeed

    Who is actually a...ghost? In a tree? A man stuck in a tree who is very old and maybe is a tree ghost.

    Will Varner / BuzzFeed

    Get out of that tree.

    ANNOUNCEMENT: There was some confusion in the office about Tyrion Lannister's name, and from this point forward we will refer to him exclusively as Tyrone.

    Alexis Nedd / BuzzFeed

    EX: Tyrone killed his father on the shitter.

    Maritsa Patrinos / BuzzFeed

    Tyrone had no mercy and for good reason because his dad is a jackhole.

    Will Varner / BuzzFeed

    Tyrone put several crossbow bolts in his daddy's body. Just like that. Boom boom boom.

    Andrea Hickey / BuzzFeed

    Tyrone also strangled his ex-girlfriend with a necklace.

    Will Varner / BuzzFeed

    Because fuck her that's why.

    Loryn Brantz / BuzzFeed

    RIP Shae

    Our predictions for next season: Anything can happen! The only thing we know for sure is that George R.R. Martin is getting rich AF!

    Dan Meth / BuzzFeed

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