Meet Talbot! He's your bedtime anxiety...in a little hat.
1. He's got one mission: to keep you awake at all cost!
One of his favorite tricks is to bring up uncomfortable questions like...
2. How's your health? REALLY.
3. What the f@%k was that sound?
4. When will there be another extinction event and what if you're around for it? Yikes!
5. Did you lock all the doors?
6. Are you being a good plant parent?
7. Why did you think that eating an entire wheel of cheese right before bedtime was a good idea?
8. Are you a good offspring?
9. Which of the many subjects that stress you out will bubble to the surface tonight?
10. Were you a decent human being today or a total waste of space?
11. Remember your ex? I wonder how THEY'RE doing?
12. What happened with your former BFF?
