Buzz·Posted on 25 Nov 201419 Things Every Londoner Learns When They Move To BristolPirate fancy dress is now the norm.by Eleanor WillockBuzzFeed ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Your skinny jeans don't fit like they used to. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF blazediken.tumblr.com / Via Wifflegif Your thighs are now bulging thanks to repeated trips up Park Street. 2. And you still think cabs should be black, not blue. The Bristol Post / Via bristolpost.co.uk 3. But at least you're completely comfortable with any sort of pirate fancy dress these days. View this vine on Vine 4. London's drinking trends no longer mean anything to you. Flickr: sass_face / Creative Commons What do you mean, "Fancy an Aperol spritz?" Here, we drink cider. At all times. 5. You love that your friends think you live here... Flickr: 34517490@N00 6. ...when, in actual fact, these are the only people who live there. davehamster / Via flickr.com / Creative Commons 7. You get embarrassed when your London friends visit and act a bit "too London". Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF belgianbaby.tumblr.com / Via Wifflegiff When they try to use their Oyster on the bus, for instance. 8. You explain areas of Bristol to your friends by comparing them to areas of London. Flickr: jontangerine "Montpelier? Oh, it's so like Camden, but before the Amy Winehouse effect." 9. You've had to up your foodie game massively since you moved here... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF shogunofyellow.tumblr.com / Via Wifflegif "I'd rather eat no bread if I can't have Mark's Bread." 10. ...but secretly you're a bit gutted that everything's so ~artisan~. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF simplee-things.tumblr.com / Via Wifflegif Seriously, there's barely even a Waitrose to be seen in this city. 11. You love going to Cornwall and meeting Londoners. View this vine on Vine Primarily so you can ask them how long it took them to get there. 12. In Bristol, nobody cares how much your house cost. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF CW / Via wifflegif.com But you feel compelled to tell them anyway. 13. Just when you thought you'd had enough of mayors with flair... you got stuck with another one. Flickr: paulnew / Creative Commons 14. You're planning to try Fire Poi in St Andrew's Park next summer. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF World of Zhi / Via stream1.gifsoup.com It looks so meaningful 15. Even though you're scared to admit it, sometimes you can't understand a word people say here. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF jkupferman / Via Wifflegif 16. And you don't understand why Temple Meads doesn't have any shops. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF quandtaspasdeviesociale.tumblr.com / Via wifflegif 17. You miss Riz Lateef more than some of your friends. Flickr: supermac / Creative Commons News isn't the same in Bristol. At all. 18. You thought you'd heard the last of "south of the river?" comments from taxi drivers when you left London. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF jkupferman / Via Wifflegif You were wrong. 19. And even though you're out of London, you still keep on eye over your shoulder when walking home at night. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF madebyabvh.tumblr.com / Via wifflegif But only in case you spot Banksy cranking out another gem.