10 Times Jesus Was The Perfect Boyfriend

Yes, dating the son of God can be intimidating, but JC is a catch.

1. He's a true philanthropist.

Look at him, giving back to the community.

2. The wine.

A literally endless supply.

3. The foot massages.

He'll do what it takes to show he values you.

4. You'll get the best Christmas gifts.

He was literally born for the job.

5. Nice arms.

Seriously, look at those guns.

6. Even nicer abs.

Hey girl hey.

7. He can throw one helluva dinner party.

8. He loves his mother.

9. ...But not too much.

We see you, Mary Magdalene.

10. Not even death will keep him away from you.

The perfect man. Case closed.