What Type of Hot Wing Is Your SEC Football Team?

Ever wondered what type of hot wing matches up with your favorite SEC football team? Well now you can find out!

Alabama – Traditional Hot Wings

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You’re always good, but you’re only the top choice for boring, conservative people. Unless you get a bad batch of recruits, you typically know what you are going to get, which is a powerhouse championship team once every couple of years.

Missouri – Asian Zing Wings

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Everyone thought you were going to be sweet and nice, but you actually ended up being a lot hotter than people anticipated last year… You are an under the radar type of wing, and are always surprising people with how good you can be.

Florida — Frog Legs

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You haven’t yet joined the civilized world.

Arkansas – Grilled Wings

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We could make a joke about a hog roast, but we will hold off for now. You’re ok, but no one is going to write home about you. Every once in a while you surprise people with great taste.

South Carolina – Mild Wings

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Most of the time you are just too bland. Every once in a while you might get mixed in with a little hot sauce and surprise people, but you typically fall short of expectations year in and year out.

LSU – The Hottest of the Hot

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You’re crazy and loud, which can be a very good thing if you are up to the task. You are scary and difficult to conquer, and many people underestimate the offense you bring to the table. Steer clear if you can’t handle the heat!

Georgia – Sweet BBQ

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You’re fit for an old Southern man. Don’t forget the sweet tea!

Auburn – Hot BBQ

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No one usually thinks about you as being one of the hottest, but boy do you surprise them.

Texas A&M – Thai Curry

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Loud and proud, you know who you are and so does everyone else.

Kentucky – Salt & Vinegar

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You excel at other foods, like chips. Or basketball. Football really isn’t your thing, and that’s ok because you wipe the floor with everyone else when March rolls around.

Tennessee – Parmesan Garlic

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Why are you even a hot wing? You are just setting yourself up to lose. You always start off with a lot of promise, and by the end we are just waiting for the check to move on to the next thing.

Vanderbilt – Desert Heat Wings

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Who even are you? Are you sure you belong here?

Ole Miss – Country Fried Chicken

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You’re not really a hot wing at all. Just really Southern. Is that Colonel Sanders as your mascot? If so, that’s awesome!

Mississippi State – Spicy Garlic

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People sometimes forget about you, but you’re not so bad. Hey, at least you aren’t Frog Legs like Florida.