Some people get paid to write about football for a living. Pretty sweet gig, right? WRONG.
You need to have thick skin as, football fans being football fans, like to tell it how it is.
Here, look, we've found some examples of the daily abuse hacks can expect to receive...
A simple request...
Ouch...
I hope there's not more...
...Oh, god, there is more
Don't hold back, mate
Well, that's original
STOP, STOP, HE'S ALREADY DEAD
Zinger tower
Stick to watching football instead of writing about it. Much safer, guys.