Superficial Pokémon Ranking: Generation II - Part II

Okay. Here it is, the top 50. Enjoy.

Check out the first part of this ranking here.

50. Smoochum

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A sassy toddler.

49. Lugia

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Pretty cool.

48. Hisuian Sneasel

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Love the change in color.

47. Meganium

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The second generation's grass starter evolutionary line is probably the cutest of the starter evolutionary lines. That said, Meganium doesn't really offer much beyond the cuteness it inherited from Chikorita and Bayleef.

46. Houndour

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A pretty cool take on a Hellhound. Also kind of cute.

45. Noctowl

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An owl that knows all of my secrets. I'm a little scared.

44. Togepi

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Togepi is a classic adorable Pokémon and for good reason. It's pretty adorable.

43. Flaaffy

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Cute sheep with an intriguing blue orb on its tail.

42. Ampharos

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It lost the wool. It lost the blue orb but gained two red orbs. While Flaaffy is cute, Ampharos is cute and cool.

41. Miltank

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A cow having a good time.

40. Wooper

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Pretty adorable.

39. Magby

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Real "introvert forced to go to the club" vibe going on here.

38. Ledian

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Like a sleek futuristic ladybug.

37. Togetic

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When the Gold and Silver games came out, I was shocked to learn that Togepi could evolve. Togetic has a great energy.

36. Marill

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Round blue mouse. Very cute.

35. Mareep

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Forget Flaaffy's blue orb and Ampharos's red orbs. Mareep wins with its orange orb.

34. Sudowoodo

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An adorable, but also cool, tree rock thing.

33. Houndoom

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Cool Hellhound.

32. Ho-Oh

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I used to think Ho-Oh was hideous. I do not feel that way anymore. It is elegant.

31. Suicune

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Beautiful and elegant.

30. Umbreon

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Like an elegant black cat.

29. Misdreavus

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It can't compete with Gastly, but Misdreavus is pretty adorable.

28. Steelix

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Cool and kind of badass.

27. Aipom

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Aipom is always up to something mischievous.

26. Raikou

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A fierce lightning saber-toothed tiger.

25. Elekid

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Adorable but looks like it will try take on anyone in a fight.

24. Snubbull

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Cute and tough.

23. Scizor

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sleek and cool and fierce.

22. Teddiursa

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Adorable little teddy bear.

21. Cyndaquil

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Adorable firy anteater.

20. Phanpy

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Adorable little elephant.

19. Totodile

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Adorable little crocodile.

18. Bayleef

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Adorable and cool little dinosaur.

17. Pichu

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Adorable pre-Pikachu.

16. Heracross

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I have a thing for rhinoceros beetles. Not in a weird way. They're just really cool beetles.

15. Ursaring

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Cool and endearingly tough looking.

14. Yanma

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I love Yanma. I don't know why exactly, but I just love it.

13. Espeon

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Beautiful cat that knows it's better than you.

12. Entei

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It's like an intergalactic warrior dog and I love it.

11. Chikorita

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Absolutely adorable.

10. Quilava

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Cyndaquil's cool older sibling.

9. Shuckle

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I don't understand Shuckle at all but I love it anyway.

8. Gligar

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Adorable scorpion bat. Fantastic.

7. Tyrogue

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As a kid, I loved Tyrogue. I thought it was so cool. It still is cool.

6. Donphan

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A tough and badass elephant that can turn into a tire. Amazing.

5. Larvitar

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It's like a tiny Tyranitar, which I guess is the point. I love it.

4. Feraligatr

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At this point in time, Feraligatr is one of my overall favorite Pokémon. It looks like a true wildcard that is capable of anything.

3. Typhlosion

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Incredibly badass and fierce. Also kind of adorable.

2. Tyranitar

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Pretty much perfect.

1. Crobat

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Perfect. Especially compared to Zubat and Golbat.

Okay, that's it. We're done.

I've realized this is kind of cathartic for me. I don't know why. Anyway, time to move on to Generation III.