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    Superficial Pokémon Ranking: Generation II - Part I

    Welcome back! We've made some changes to whatever you want to call this crapbag of a "Buzzfeed post series". For starters, you'll see that I've changed the title to be reminiscent of those "Mission: Impossible" movies with the colon and the hyphen. People love those movies! Also, I'm not doing an even split this time between the two posts for Generation II. The second post will be the top 50, this post is whatever else there is after the top 50. Okay, that's it. Enjoy!

    Wiel
    by Wiel

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    105. Stantler

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Just an absolute mess. I hate it. That beak?! That butt lump?! No thank you.

    104. Dunsparce

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    I'm sure this is based on or inspired by something cool. I don't want to be insensitive, but I don't like it. I'm sorry.

    103. Octillery

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    A goofy octopus thing. I hate it.

    102. Remoraid

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    It's a basic fish. Loses a lot of points for turning into that ugly octopus thing.

    101. Kingdra

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Eh.

    100. Hitmontop

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    You think this is bad? It looks even worse when Hitmontop is standing on its feet.

    99. Hoothoot

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Kind of cute maybe, but the red eyes and the single flesh talon are unsettling.

    98. Spinarak

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    As it says Spinarak's back, 😐

    97. Pineco

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    It's a pinecone with eyes.

    96. Xatu

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    I get what this is supposed to be, but it could have been so much better.

    95. Skiploom

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    I can't quite put my finger on it, but I don't like this Pokémon.

    94. Magcargo

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Goofy but, unlike Octillery, it's kind of endearing.

    93. Natu

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    The more I look at Natu, the more frustrated I get that it doesn't evolve into something cooler.

    92. Slugma

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Like Magcargo but less goofy, still kind of endearing.

    91. Galarian Slowking

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    I hate it but I also kind of like it.

    90. Forretress

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    It's a walnut with eyes. It's better than the pinecone with eyes.

    89. Blissey

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Chansey but all dressed up.

    88. Wobbuffet

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    It just looks so annoying, but in a sad way.

    87. Murkrow

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Sad crow.

    86. Sunflora

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Happy sunflower.

    85. Galarian Corsola

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Kind of creepy. Not sure how I feel about it.

    84. Skarmory

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    There was a lot of potential for a steel bird Pokémon. Skarmory does not live up to its potential.

    83. Slowking

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Slowking thinks it's better than everyone else in the room.

    82. Bellossom

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    An alternative evolution for Gloom. It's kind of cute or whatever, but it has nothing on Vileplume.

    81. Ariados

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Kind of cool spider but it can be so much cooler.

    80. Granbull

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Granbull looks like the people who designed it wanted a tough-looking Pokémon. Granbull looks like it's trying to be tough.

    79. Politoed

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    It's kind of cute, I guess. Interesting alternative to Poliwrath.

    78. Chinchou

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Kind of cute, but the eyes weird me out.

    77. Qwilfish

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    It's an angry puffer fish thing. Kind of cool, I guess.

    76. Hisuian Qwilfish

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    The color is better than that of the original Qwilfish, but that's not enough to really deem it much of an improvement.

    75. Pupitar

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    It's fine but a little boring for what it evolves from and what it evolves to.

    74. Sentret

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    It's like a flying squirrel rabbit raccoon?

    73. Croconaw

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Same complaint as for Pupitar.

    72. Sunkern

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    A cute seedling that wants to devour my soul and summon Lucifer.

    71. Mantine

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    I love rays. I don't quite love Mantine but it's kind of endearing.

    70. Lanturn

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Love the energy. Do not love the look.

    69. Delibird

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Friendly chicken with a sack of... eggs?

    68. Unown

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    With 28 forms, representing the alphabet plus "!" and "?", Unown has the most variety of all Pokémon. This one here is "F". It's kind of cute with its "beak" and arm reaching out. However, it's maybe one of five Unown forms that have any real personality.

    67. Swinub

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    It's a snow pig lump. Could be better.

    66. Igglybuff

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Kind of cute but also kind of creepy.

    65. Hoppip

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Like Igglybuff, kind of cute but also kind of creepy.

    64. Ledyba

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Pretty basic but in an endearing way.

    63. Corsola

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Cute for a piece of coral.

    62. Jumpluff

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Cute dandelion seed head.

    61. Porygon2

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Pretty nice, sleek upgrade to Porygon.

    60. Hisuian Typhlosion

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Typhlosion in drag. It's not bad but I feel like they could've done more with it.

    59. Azumarill

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Egg-shaped blue rabbit. Cute.

    58. Quagsire

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Cute and goofy.

    57. Cleffa

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Cute baby star. Wait, is Celfairy and Clefable also star-shaped?

    56. Girafarig

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Kind of like a counterpart to Stantler, but not hideous.

    55. Sneasel

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Snow cat assassin.

    54. Celebi

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Plant-based Mew.

    53. Furret

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Cute ferret.

    52. Piloswine

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    A snow pig lump but better than Swinub.

    51. Smeargle

    The Pokémon Company / Via pokemon.com

    Kind of cute artist monkey thing?

    End of Generation II - Part I

    Come back later for the top 50.

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