1. You would have been able to get yourself out of any medical or legal situation
8. You would have had fun ALL the time
9. Your two seemingly-mixed-and-definitely-not-related-to-you-at-all sisters would have been a non issue
11. and last, but certainly not least…
- Fyre Festival — organized by Ja Rule and billed as a luxury event — has turned into a total shitshow and people are livid 💸😱
- We've compiled an extensive (but not exhaustive) list of lies, exaggerations, and bullshit from Trump's first 100 days in office 💯
- The new leader of Marine Le Pen's National Front party in France has stepped down amid accusations of Holocaust denial.
- Arkansas executed Kenneth Williams Thursday night — just days before one of the state's execution drugs expires.