According to TMZ, Lisa is "on the brink" of quitting Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
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WHAT??!??!
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NO.
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*smokes a cigarette*
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OK, let's talk about why this would ABSOLUTELY be the end of the world.
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First of all, because she's got attitude.
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Attitude like only the true queen of Beverly Hills could get away with.
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So fierce.
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She's generous.
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She's fun.
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She's quick to call out bullshit.
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She can also give the harsh truth at times.
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Tough as nails, this one.
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But she's always looking out for a friend.
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And they love her for it.
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Usually.
Who else would show such a lack of remorse?
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Always the optimist...
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... she's good at looking at the bright side of things.
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She can bring it.
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But she can also bring the party.
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She's also a lady.
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With lots of tips on lady-like things.
No one else could wipe their tears away on their daughter's sweater and get away with it.
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Who else will say things like this after a down-and-dirty fight?
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She's great at making up with people.
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She's always got the best gossip.
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See?
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And she can dance!
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(at least until she's over it.)
Her life is an actual fairy tale come to life.
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She has a picture-perfect husband.
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With a picture-perfect marriage.
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And a picture-perfect dog, Giggy.
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She loves Giggy so much he's her iPad background.
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Sometimes they match.
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Giggy is adorable so we forgive her for it.
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In conclusion... Lisa is the best of ALL the housewives and can never EVER leave the show.
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Now don't go breaking our hearts, Lisa!
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