Listen up, Netflix viewers! There's a new reality show in town and it's not your average watch. It's called Blown Away, and it's a glass-blowing competition that'll... ~blow you away~.
1. First of all, the tools for glassblowing have wonderful names.
Watching the new Netflix reality tv nonsense about competitive glass blowing and um
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Why am I so amused by “punties”
3. And there is pure delight in the name of one particular tool used — the glory holes:
Watching new glass blowing art competition show Blown Away on @netflix and they have WHAT?!
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Netflix has a glass blowing reality show and in the first five minutes the host cheerfully exclaims that all contestants will be given, “personal glory holes” and now I’m dead.
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i am watching blown away (the glass blowing competition show) on netflix and i just learned that glory hole is a term appropriated from the glass blowing industry apparently...safe to say, i am shaken to my core !!!
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Whenever they say...'personal glory hole' on blown away on Netflix 😁😈🤣
7. But let's move beyond the glorious glory holes. The contestants on the show are really easy to root for:
watching netflix' competitive glass blowing show and i'm immediately having a good time with these competitors
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Momoko Schafer from Blown Away on Netflix That's it that's the tweet
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I’m watching Blown Away on Netflix. Anyone else think that Alexander Rosenberg looks like Adrien Brody?
10.
Heard Deborah on Blown away on Netflix say that she doesn't relate to flowers but can relate to a sprouting potato in the fridge and holy shit me too Deborah
11. At first I thought this show appealed to, ahem, one audience in particular.
why did I watch an entire season of a show on netflix about a glass blowing competition
12.
Cannot describe how stoked I am to go home, smoke some weed, and watch a NETFLIX SHOW ABOUT GLASS BLOWING ARE YOU KIDDING ME
13. But I was wrong! Turns out, it's totally addictive for everyone who watches:
i don’t know what on earth prompted @netflix to make a competitive glass blowing reality show but it’s going to be a problem because i can’t stop watching it
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“CLOSE THE ANNEALER!!” * me watching Blown Away on @netflix *
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yea having a social life is cool but i’m busy intensely bingeing this glass blowing competition show on netflix so i won’t be leaving my apartment tonight
16. Some people were surprised at how much they got into the show:
never in my life did i think id watch competitive glass blowing... but netflix you little sly bitch
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I did not ever envision my Friday nights being spent cuddling on the couch with my family, all 3 of us super engrossed in a reality tv competition show about glass blowing on Netflix...but here we are. #blownaway #netflix
18.
Watched a show about glass blowing on Netflix and now I’m explaining the process to my family who didn’t ask and doesn’t care.
19. While other people have been waiting for a show like this all along:
I HIGH KEY have always been hella into glass blowing so Netflix making #BlownAway is my dream come true
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I'm not saying the netflix glass blowing show was created in a lab to please me, but I think the netflix show Blown Away was created in a lab specifically to please me
21. People are here for the puns:
There is a competitive GLASS BLOWING series on Netflix where they have puns like “who will be the best in glass” and I RECOMMEND it
22. The stress of creating beautiful art from glass:
that glass blowing series on Netflix is WAY more stressful than expected omfg
23. And, actually, a lot of people just wanted to eat it.
I’m watching a Netflix show about glass blowing AND EVERYTHING LOOKS SO DELICIOUS. SO TASTY AND FORBIDDEN.
24.
Watching that glass blowing show on Netflix and wow I’ve never wanted to eat molten glass more in my life
25. It gave so many of us career envy:
currently binge watching a glass blowing thing on Netflix - wishing this was my career
26. And a new hobby to look into:
Me watching #BlownAway on Netflix and googling glass blowing classes in my area.
27. And mostly, it made us all feel a little bit worse about our own artistic talents:
Me watching the Netflix series about glass blowing
28. And if nothing else, the process is just mesmerizing to watch:
Dear @netflix I want a thousand seasons of Blown Away I can watch this shit all day
I mean....
...!
29. In conclusion:
I’m a ⚪️ chill girl 🔘 chill bro Who is going to ⚪️ do chores ⚪️ cook food 🔘 watch a Netflix original series on glass blowing instead of doing real life things