The Twitter Saga Of Martha Stewart's Dropped iPad

    We are Martha. Martha is us.

    The other day, Martha experienced a pain that so many of us know all too well.

    It's unclear what happened next. Did Martha send an email or contact the Apple Store? We don't know, but she certainly didn't hear anything back.

    So Martha channeled her inner businesswoman and came up with an idea.

    And then a day later, Martha realized that she had maybe said too much.

    I mean, STEVE JOBS GAVE IT TO HER.

    So then it was time for Martha to plead her case: