When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
A bourbon or a beer.
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
"Appropriate weight for a 5'8 man."
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
I was asked who called me last and I answered "my mom", then my wife said, "I called you JUST NOW! Why did you say your mom??"
When is the last time you went to a theater?
Yesterday. I did a show in Staten Island in a gorgeous old theatre — The St. George — and I got heckled by a guy that sounded like Joe Pesci.
What TV show should everyone should be watching?
Playing House. And Cougartown. And Veep. And Broadchurch.
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
It's a tie between Drivers Drive Ins and Dives and the local news.
Michael Jackson, Bad.
What is the one food you cannot resist?
Don't do that to me.
What music are you currently listening to?
Eternal Lips, Wilco, Howlin' Wolf.
What movie makes you laugh the most?
What drives you absolutely crazy?
People who don't know how to make a left turn.
New York or Los Angeles?
Comedy or drama?
Comedrama. That's trademarked.
Bacon or Nutella?
Holy crap that's the most difficult question I've ever been asked. Oh man. Ugh. Nutella glazed bacon.
'80s or '90s?
The 1880's or the 1890's. 90's for sure. Big fan of the Colombian Exposition and the invention of the tractor.
Al McGuire and the state of Montana.
And finally: tell us a secret.
Amy slept with Dave at Jimmy Warden's on homecoming.
USA's Playing House premieres tonight and will continue to air Tuesdays at 10/9c on USA.