Martha Stewart Eats Kittens

    Just kidding — she's only biting them so that they know she's her mother, as she does "with all her pets". No, seriously.

    Martha Stewart has two adorable new cats, as she announced in a blog post titled "My New Kittens!". In it, she details her new pets in her quirky-yet-classy way ...and also revealed that she bites the heads of all of her pets.