Martha Stewart Eats Kittens

Just kidding — she’s only biting them so that they know she’s her mother, as she does “with all her pets”. No, seriously.

Martha Stewart has two adorable new cats, as she announced in a blog post titled “My New Kittens!”. In it, she details her new pets in her quirky-yet-classy way …and also revealed that she bites the heads of all of her pets.

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