1. On August 31, 2011 the Kardashian Klan threw an event to welcome newlyweds Kris and Kim to New York City.
2. It was an incredibly ornate (read: expensive) affair.
3. Complete with aerial acrobatics…
4. …and a woman playing the violin in a bustier.
5. There was a red carpet, of course.
6. …which Kris looked extremely uncomfortable on.
7. Also: this gigantic cake.
8. All of the regular friends-of-Kardashians were in attendance.
9. As were the camera crews.
10. …and also Kyle MacLachlan?!
11. When Kris opened his mouth, you can kind of tell there was already trouble brewing.
12. Congrats on your divorce, you guys!
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