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yall: hey the earth: im dying bro please help yall: yea that new avengers movie is gonna slap
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jason momoa shaved off his beard because you fucks don't know how to recycle and keep the planet clean. can't believe i have to deal with a dying planet and now jason without a beard
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[at a party] me; *over the music* DO YOU HAVE A RECYCLING BIN?
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nature docs in 2002: happy dolphins swim playfully, delighted after a good meal nature docs in 2019: this penguin thinks a garbage bag full of guns is its child
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people on Earth: :( the night sky: * * ⋆ . · ⋆ ✨. ˚ ˚ ✦ ⋆ ✧ · ✧ ✵ · ✵. 💫 ✷ · ˚ * . ✨. ✨ * * ⋆ . · ⋆ ˚ ˚ ✦ ⋆ · people on Earth: :)
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gargamel in 2030 playing with smurfette's body after she melts cause of global warming
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Kids (dumb, no priorities): “Please tackle climate change before we all die” Adults (smart): “We’re going to spend 10 years making sure that when the world burns your passports will be blue”
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we should all collab on saving the environment that would b tight
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When you refused a straw so the ice just keeps hitting you in the face but you're doing it for the turtles
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It's a perfect night to sit by your favorite plant & remember that the earth was better without us.
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Normal heart rate: __ /\ __ /\__ /\ __ _ \/⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ \/ When you see someone put their plastic bottle in non-recycling: ⠀/\⠀ /\⠀ /\ _/ \ /\_/ \ /\_/ \ /\_ ⠀ \/⠀⠀ \/⠀⠀ \/
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We should really recycle our used electronics https://t.co/OXjeDwFgft
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LADIES PICTURE THIS: It’s 15 years from now. Your house has geothermal heating & cooling and is powered entirely by solar panels. They’ve finally made diapers biodegradable. The bee population is healthy and the ocean is free of plastic. Everything is upcycled. Life is good.
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humans: have 20 years to fix the environment or we will all die everyone: | 👀 | \ / __| |____ / ✊__/ \_✊
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If only nature would find a way to cover these oranges so we didn't need to waste so much plastic on them.
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yea your booty is nice but how thicc is your love for the environment
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Do y’all not know you get money for recycling?? Pick up plastic and earn a couple bucks. As for the trash, y’all some nasty bitches if you litter. https://t.co/HiLxPkXnN4
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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep! we landed a robot on mars! scientists today: for the last time, the earth is *round*
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Here are a few small things that everyone can do to help the environment: - turn off the lights when you leave a room - use a reusable water bottle - take the bus instead of driving - guillotine the rich - recycle
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“PLEASE LISTEN TO SCIENTISTS ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING” https://t.co/mo2cxUptMl
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us: the fuck is it so hot for earth: i have to laugh