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    May 21, 2020

    18 Perfect Tweets About Joaquin Phoenix And Rooney Mara Having A Baby

    "This is the child that will defeat X Æ A-12."

    In case you haven't already heard, this week we found out that Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix are having a baby!

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    Great news also brings some great tweets. Here are some of the best:

    1.

    rooney and joaquin are pregnant I can’t wait to meet baby Ash-Tray Vegan Phoenix 😍🥺

    2.

    rooney mara and joaquin phoenix's baby already be like

    3.

    why do i feel like rooney and joaquin are gonna name their baby some weird shit too lile sriracha or lavender phoenix

    4.

    rooney mara and joaquin phoenix's future baby will forgo the birth canal and simply emerge from a giant cloud of marlboro

    5.

    on a conference call with my lawyer and a team of nondenominational spiritual gurus making all necessary preparations for me to die at the precise moment of rooney mara and joaquin phoenix’s baby’s birth. it’s about time I’m reincarnated into the life I deserve

    6.

    Joaquin stans coming to Rooney’s and Joaquins baby shower

    7.

    As the prophecy foretold, this is the child that will defeat X Æ A-12 https://t.co/C1XEHHnkSq

    8.

    “I’m you, but stronger.” - Joaquin Phoenix and Rooney Mara’s child meeting X Æ A-12

    9.

    X Æ A-12 when he heard rooney mara and joaquin phoenix are having a child that will rise to defeat him

    10.

    so rooney mara and joaquin phoenix's child is the second coming of christ and X Æ A-12 is the antichrist and they're gonna fight to death to decide the fate of humanity

    11.

    was anybody gonna tell me that rooney mara was with joaquin phoenix or was i just supposed to find that out in a tweet about her child destroying grimes’s robot alien baby myself https://t.co/qP7LWQWCfB

    12.

    rooney mara & joaquin phoenix having a kid this is sum HER shit... x æ a-12 u getting a sister

    13.

    BABY MADE OF PLANTS, INCOMING! https://t.co/KWC9ugTpsR

    14.

    joaquin phoenix rooney mara 9 months from now i am free to babysit. i am free to babysit nine months from today. babysitting will be something i can do in about 36 weeks. or a full-time nanny if you’d like. in 9 months i’ll be available to babysit or full time nanny. i’m vegan a-

    15.

    This couple is gonna have a baby (Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix)

    16.

    Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix’s gender reveal will be a pair of rain boots poking out from behind a window curtain

    17.

    rooney mara and joaquin phoenix having a child together just made me realize how many nepotism babies are gonna plague hollywood in like 10 years

    18.

    imagine having rooney mara and joaquin phoenix as your parents AND kate mara and jamie bell as your aunt and uncle yes i'm jealous of that kid https://t.co/rBz2vz9FEd

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