[Note: this is a totally-frivolous, stupid post.]
“What’s that you say?”
“There’s a snake about to attack my chest?”
Enrique Iglesias isn’t any help, either… probably because he’s day-dreaming about the snake actually strangling her:
“Look at that snake around on JLo’s neck.”
“Slither, my snake-friend.”
“If not now, then soon, my friend.”
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