[Note: this is a totally-frivolous, stupid post.]
“What’s that you say?”
“There’s a snake about to attack my chest?”
Enrique Iglesias isn’t any help, either… probably because he’s day-dreaming about the snake actually strangling her:
“Look at that snake around on JLo’s neck.”
“Slither, my snake-friend.”
“If not now, then soon, my friend.”
- The National Enquirer tabloid is growing by speaking to an audience ignored by mainstream media and backing Trump.
- "Legit adults" pay their own bills, hold steady jobs, and don't live with their parents, according to a new poll provided to BuzzFeed News.
- As the number of terrorist convictions has increased in the UK, so has the concern that other inmates could too be lured into extremism.
- Selena Gomez said the backlash surrounding "13 Reasons Why" "is going to come no matter what" and noted that she's very proud of the series.