[Note: this is a totally-frivolous, stupid post.]
“What’s that you say?”
“There’s a snake about to attack my chest?”
Enrique Iglesias isn’t any help, either… probably because he’s day-dreaming about the snake actually strangling her:
“Look at that snake around on JLo’s neck.”
“Slither, my snake-friend.”
“If not now, then soon, my friend.”
- The Pentagon is repealing its ban on transgender people serving openly in the U.S. military.
- Adnan Syed, whose murder conviction was a subject of the "Serial" podcast, is getting a new trial.
- Donald Trump secretly listened in on phone calls at his landmark Florida estate Mar-a-Lago, sources tell BuzzFeed News.