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People who think vegans only eat salad are the same people who think the only furniture you can have sex on is a bed
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vegan blogger: im making a SUPER easy accessible recipe vegan blogger: my first ingredient is pearl shaped amaranth grain picked from the foothills of the Himalayas by the angels that visit the earth every retrograde.
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I shouldn’t have to pay extra for avocado if I’m not getting meat or cheese thanks for coming to my ted talk
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people really out here saying “I’ve never tried vegan food before” acting like it’s a whole cuisine bitch you’ve never had a carrot? a noodle? a french fry maybe??
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When restaurants say they have vegan options https://t.co/Ms0CpArBjb
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vegans be like breakfast: berry smoothie lunch: veggie wrap with hummus and fresh pressed juice dinner: beyond burger, fries, an entire package of oreos, three taco bell bean burritos, spicy sweet chili doritos, sour patch kids, and a pint on nondairy ben & jerrys ice cream
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non vegans are really out here thinking as a vegan I miss cheese & bacon, no sweetie I miss the amazon rainforest and my fucking patience
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If you think vegans are easily offended, try telling a meat eater you made chicken wings out of cauliflower.
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Indie kids be like: this vegan shit easy 🌱✨
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so y’all will stop using straws to save fish but won’t stop eating fish to save fish
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ppl: I'll never understand why ppl go vegan vegan: there are plenty reasons like ethics & ppl: we may never know vegan: clima ppl: never
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vegetables in the grocery store as soon as i walk past them & make my way to the unhealthy vegan alternatives section
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80,000 different edible plants and y'all eat the same 3 dead animals?
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vegan alternatives to calling your partner "honey": -agave nectar -maple syrup -sugar (organic) -stevia in the raw -monk fruit extract
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“what are you eating?” me: “vegan chicken nuggets!” “omg we get it you don’t eat meat you don’t have to say it’s vegan every time” “what are you eating?” me: “chicken nuggets” “uuuMMMM just CHICKEN NUGGETS???? I THouGhht THAT U diDN’t EAT MEAT???”
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me when the restaurant has more than one vegan option https://t.co/QCqgPOHK9E
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@ meat eaters that claim to hate vegans so much; why not just ignore us like you do climate change, deforestation and animal suffering??
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‘if ur a vegan why do u eat so much unhealthy food’ first of all, i hate myself not the animals
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Vegan alternative to hunting: hide behind trees & blow kisses at unsuspecting deer.
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Man, people on Facebook get real upset over animals dying/getting hurt unless you bring up the ones they’re eating
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What people think you need to be vegan: - discipline - money - cooking skills What you ACTUALLY need to be vegan: - perspective - empathy - a conscience