Woman Buys Wooden iPad For $180

"Caveat emptor," roughly translated from Latin, means "this woman is not very bright." If you're dumb enough to buy (what is usually) stolen merchandise from a guy with a gold tooth in the parking lot of a McDonald's, AND NOT even look at what you're buying before you hand over your cash, then you deserve a d**k in a box.

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From MSNBC:

Ashley McDowell, 22, said she was getting food at about 10 p.m. Monday when two men approached her in the parking lot. The men showed McDowell a new iPad, and told her that they had bought several of them in bulk at a good price and had them in FedEx boxes in the trunk of their car.

The men offered to sell McDowell one of the iPads for $300. She told them that she only had $180, and they agreed to sell her one for that amount.

The men gave McDowell a FedEx box. Once at home, she opened it and found a piece of wood painted black with an Apple logo on it.

McDowell said the men were in a white Chevy Impala with no rims and untinted windows. She said one of the men had a gold tooth.

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