If Bravo Shows Changed Their Titles To Match Their Content

But let's be honest, you'd still watch all of them.

1. Après Ski

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Instead of catering to rich guests on the high seas, this crew will be your bitch in high altitudes. I don't know which one is worse.

2. Don't Be Tardy

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Let's face it, that's pretty much all Kim worries about on her show. Maybe add a dash of Kroy.

3. Vanderpump Rules

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This title doesn't even convey the shittiness of these servers/wannabe actors and models. If you need to know more, one of them is named Jax, so you can't get any douchier than that.

4. Ladies of London

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Why did you even try to give it a different name, Bravo? Cause we all knew this show was British Real Housewives.

5. Below Deck

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Follow captain's orders and suck up to the guest, cause it's all about that tip at the end of the charter.

6. Married to Medicine

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What part about this show is supposed to be about medicine? I can't tell, because it's so shady in here.

7. Million Dollar Listing New York

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Men who are sassier than you and selling homes you will never be able to afford. Depressing yet addictive.

8. Real Housewives of New Jersey

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Gossip is thicker than blood.

9. Real Housewives of Orange County

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After a whole season, a three part reunion, and a special "Brooks Tells All" we're still not sure.

Keep the binge-worthy shows coming, Bravo!

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