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8 Times That Prove Old Ladies Are The Worst At Craft Stores.

Don't screw with Pearl and Gloria when it comes to their crafts.

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1. They claim discrimination.

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Little Old Lady: "Do you have any coupons back there?"

Me: "No, since we've switched over to primarily internet based coupons, we've stopped carrying them back there."

Little Old Lady: "That's discrimination! You're discriminating against me cause I don't know how to use a computer!"

2. They don't know what "No Photocopies" means.

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Me: "I can't take this coupon, it is clearly a photo of a computer screen."

Old Lady: "So?"

Me: "Our coupons clearly state, no photocopies or reproductions."

Old Lady: "Where does it say that?"

Me: "Right where the screen cuts the exclusions off."

Old Lady: "Well, it doesn't say that on here!"

Me: "I can try to help you find another coup-"

Old Lady: "No! You've done enough with your terrible coupons. I'm leaving."

3. They sometimes need help with jewelry.

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Accessorized Old Lady: "Dear, I need some assistance with jewelry for a moment."


Me:
"Yes, can I help you find anything?"

Accessorized Old Lady: "My earring fell out and I found it, but I need you to put it back in my ear for me."

Me: "Uhhh...? I don't think I can do that."

Accessorized Old Lady: "Well, why not?"

4. They are protective of their personal information.

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Me: "In order to do this return without a receipt, I'll just need to see a driver's license and a phone number you can be reached at."


Protective Old Lady:
"No."


Me:
"I can't go through with the return without the information."

Protective Old Lady: "I'm not giving you any of that, you'll find me."

Me: "I can assure you, we don't give out your personal information."

Protective Old Lady "They will still find me!"

Who's looking for her?

5. They can't read fine print.

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Old Lady With Bad Eyes: "I'm here to return this item."

Me: "I'm sorry, according to your receipt, you purchased this item over 90 days ago and it has gone clearance, so I cannot return it."

Old Lady With Bad Eyes: "Where does it say that?!"

Me: It's printed on the back."

Old Lady With Bad Eyes: "How am I supposed to read that?! My eyes are terrible! You should still return it since the writing is so small."

Me: "I can't do that ma'am."

6. They can just be plain rude.

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Impatient Old Lady: "Sweetheart, this line (of three people) is too long. Perhaps you should have someone help you or just go faster?"


Me:
"I have called for my back up cashier, but they were stopped by another guest, so they will be up shortly."

Impatient Old Lady: "Well that's not my problem."

Well it kinda is since, you're the only one bothered enough to be a bitch about it.

7. They don't know how a store works.

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Me: "Hi, this is Emily. How can I help you?"

Old Lady on Phone: "I have some questions about your yarn."


Me:
"Of course, are you looking for a specific brand?"

Old Lady on Phone: "No, no, no. I want to know if I come in and work on my knitting in the aisle, if someone will be able to help me."


Me:
"Well we have classes that might hel–"

Old Lady on Phone: "No, no, I don't want a class, I want one of you to help me."

Me: "Not all of my team members know how to knit, so I'm not sure someone will be able to help you if you come in. My fellow team member ____, knows a little about yarn though."

Old Lady on Phone: "What are their exact hours?"

Me: "I'm sorry, I can't give out specific schedules of our team members for safety reasons."

Old Lady on Phone: "Well you're just being unhelpful, you've lost my business."

Was she even going to buy anything?

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