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1. When a customer ignores your greeting, and skips straight to, "I have coupons on my phone for all 23 of my 40-cent embroidery threads."
2. And when that customer's coupons won't work on any of their items:
3. When you catch someone trying to swap sale signs in order to get better deals:
4. When it's five minutes to close, and a woman with 100+ sheets of scrapbooking paper comes to your register:
5. When someone pulls the classic line: "Well, they let me do this at the other store."
6. When someone's looking for an item without a SKU or UPC code and end up vaguely describing it:
7. When someone slaps multiple copies of the same coupon on your counter, and wants them to apply to each item:
8. When a customer throws a hissy fit over sales or coupons, and all you can do is watch them self-destruct in the queue:
9. When someone tries to return Christmas items in April:
10. When a customer stares you down and throws out the classic line, "You have coupons back there, I know it!"
11. "The sale starts tomorrow, is there any way you can give me the discount price today?"
12. And then, after a long day, you finally get a genuinely kind person at your register:
Now it's time to get craftin'!
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