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1. Tweeting about things that no one has interest in is perfectly fine.
2. So is tweeting about your wardrobe malfunctions.
3. People love when you shamelessly self-promote your app.
4. Even if you tweet something stupid, you'll still get 200,000 favorites.
5. Especially if you use unnecessary punctuation.
6. Katy Perry should be the next president.
7. People care about your longing to be a banana.
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