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1. People care about your boring personal life.
2. People also care about your wardrobe malfunctions.
3. People love it when you self promote your app.
4. A lot.
5. Even when you tweet something stupid, you'll still get 200,000 favorites.
6. People love it when you use unnecessary punctuation.
7. Katy Perry should be the next president.
8. Like, seriously.
9. People care about your longing to be a banana.
10. Nicki Minaj is the queen. But you probably already knew that.
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