17. Cats for Catsup
“It’s a fact that cats, and hell, even dogs, are cleaner than most humans,” sighed Minnie from McSorley’s Ale House. “So why can’t we be allowed in diners?” Minnie, an excellent mouser, says she will reverse the animal ban her first day in office.
19. Kalico Kat Loathes The Kardashians
This SoHo bodega cat works down the street from the Kardashians shop, Dash. Tired of dealing with paparazzi, rude tourists and the Kardashian’s themselves, this cat believes it is his kalling to kick the klassless krew to the kurb.
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