1.
This maid of honor cat, who will never ever wear this dress again
2.
This monkey, who can't stomach another episode of "Say Yes To The Dress"
3.
This dog, who thinks it's really dumb you just spent $700 on a pair of shoes no one will see
4.
This cat, who just used his last vacation day for your Monday afternoon wedding
5.
This baby otter, who spent her life savings on your shower gift
6.
This groomsman, who doesn't want to spend $50 on striped socks for a "pull your trousers up and show off your crazy socks" picture
7.
This pug, who can't believe you are having your wedding on Super Bowl Sunday
8.
This cat, who used up the last of his miles for your "Pinterest Perfect" wedding in Wyoming
9.
This dog, who can't believe you added 300 engagement photos to Facebook
10.
These freshly-eloped newlyweds, who don't want to hear about how you blew through your $1 million budget
11.
This dog, who can't believe she is wearing a tutu at your bachelorette party
12.
This ringbearer and flowergirl dog, who are considering swallowing the rings if you don't take these outfits off
13.
This bunny, who is over your "cupcakes or macaroons?" debate
14.
This dog, who can't tell the difference between all the strapless gowns you've tried on
15.
This donkey, who doesn't care you're getting your teeth bleached for the big day
16.
This cat, who's not surprised you went with the overplayed balloon engagement photo for your "Save the Date"
17.
This bridesmaid, who strongly objects to the shoes you picked out for her
18.
This baby giraffe, who doesn't care about all the awesome things you are going to do with mason jars
19.
This baby hippo, who doesn't want to hear about the tasting you just had unless you brought samples
20.
This shiba, who doesn't want to hear anything more about having a "Money Dance" (She thinks they are tacky)
21.
This dog, who... wait, actually, he's happy to help you pick your food
22.
This cat, who can't wait to go the wedding, catch the bouquet... and put you through this next year