1. She's not afraid to flaunt how fabulous she is.
2. She can talk shit just as well as any of the boys...
3. ...and she can also play the classy, sophisticated lady about town.
4. Despite her dirty mouth, she still knows that there are some words that are just off-limits.
5. She's actually pretty damn good at fantasy football.
Meanwhile, you probably started Romo on Thanksgiving.
6. She knows how to put her husband, Kevin, in his place.
7. I mean, seriously, this bitch wears the pants in the family.
8. But she's also a totally kickass wife.
9. She's perfected the "these boys are such idiots" eyeroll.
10. She never backs down from a bet.
11. She's so over any of your woman-shaming bullshit.
12. And she can rock a bathing suit...
13. ...just as well as she can rock a football jersey...
14. ...just as well as she can rock a Christmas sweater.
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