1. She's not afraid to flaunt how fabulous she is.
2. She can talk shit just as well as any of the boys...
3. ...and she can also play the classy, sophisticated lady about town.
4. Despite her dirty mouth, she still knows that there are some words that are just off-limits.
5. She's actually pretty damn good at fantasy football.
Meanwhile, you probably started Romo on Thanksgiving.