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    If The Dowager Countess Were A Teacher

    What would happen if Violet, the Dowager Countess of Grantham, were a teacher? By Nicole Leigh Shaw

    On texting in class:

    On makeup day for school pictures:

    On that one colleague who is a kiss-up:

    On the new principal:

    To that one colleague who is a kiss-up, but who also dislikes the new principal and just wants to be friends:

    To students whispering to each other during an exam:

    On the kindergarten class who won the school read-athon and decided on an ice cream party at 10:30 the morning:

    When kids grumble about having to do homework on the weekend:

    On what staff pot luck casserole might be made of:

    On summer break:

    On the class trip to the nature center:

    Nicole Leigh Shaw is a humorist, mom and creator of typos. Follow her on Facebook, Twitter, and her blog NinjaMomBlog. She also writes for NickMom, Swimmingly and Moms.FortWayne.