“It’s OK that I’ve explained this problem a million times. I’m confident this is the explanation that will turn on that lightbulb.”
“Like I said, this is a really complicated and unnecessary equation, but I love, love, love writing on the chalkboard.”
“My students love to talk about long division. Not one of them is raising a hand to ask how much longer until recess.”
“Communication with parents is always easy-peasy. In fact, I’m looking forward to talking about, you know, that one behavior incident.”
“After school, I like to stand in my immaculate classroom and reflect on a job well done.”
“You wouldn’t believe how much of my day consists of quiet work time.”
“Ah, student participation is so easy. Which hand to choose?”
“My students are just riveted by our geography textbook. They can’t take their eyes off it!”
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