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    20 Gifts For The Buzzkills Of Valentine's Day

    Love. (Ugh.) Not feelin' this made-up holiday? We understand. Here's a list of our favorite anti-Valentine's Day gifts to get you through this terrible time.

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    1. You Can't Afford Me Pillow

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    Love is blind. It's also expensive.

    2. Male Tears Coffee Mug

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    Most important meal of the day.

    3. Anti-Valentine's Day Zipper Pouch

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    In case your heart is getting tired of holding all your bitterness and resentment.

    4. My Heart Is An Idiot: Essays By Davy Rothbart

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    See? Yours isn't the only one.

    5. Céline Me Alone T-Shirt

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    I'm only speaking to my cat today.

    6. Love Bites Candy Set

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    Tasty reminders of your eternal singledom.

    7. Notes to My Future Husband: A Bitch's Guide to Our Happily Ever After

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    If we're one of those couples that never get married, I’m cool with it.

    8. In Love With Pizza T-Shirt

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    Pepperoni and I are getting pretty serious.

    9. Leslie Knope "Ovaries before Brovaries" Portrait

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    Uteruses before duderuses.

    11. "I Freaking Hate This Stupid Holiday" Card

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    Tell me how you really feel.

    12. "Hell Is Other People" Cross Stitch

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    This would really tie the room together.

    13. "50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours" Book

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    Rounding out the list: Goth Guy, One Position Peter, and Balding and Touchy About It.

    14. Broken Heart Medal

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    And the award for the hottest mess goes to....

    15. "I Donut Care" Sticker

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    Gluten free and straight to the point.

    16. Letterpress Valentine From The Cat

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    Just so you're not bummed when he forgets to buy you a card.

    17. Broken Heart Cupcake Toppers

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    In a medium bowl, add regret and bitter indignation. Mix well.

    18. "You Sentimental Idiot" Art Print

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    How dare you show emotion.

    19. "More Issues Than Vogue" iPhone Case

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    Don't say I didn't warn you.

    20. "Is No An Emotion? Because I Feel It" Pin

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    This might be a better question for Grumpy Cat.

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